Let’s get straight to the point: thelastlineofdefense.org is fake news masquerading as “satire.”
From their About Us page:
But this part —
We present fiction as fact and our sources don’t actually exist. Names that represent actual people and places are purely coincidental and all images should be considered altered and do not in any way depict reality.
— is buried deep on the page, after this emboldened (fake) statement of (even faker) purpose:
We are a group of educated, God-fearing Christian conservative patriots who are tired of Obama’s tyrannical reign and ready to see a strong Republican take the White House. [. . .]
Join us today and help us in our mission to be THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE against anyone who doesn’t love The United States of America and fight for the rights afforded to us by our beloved Founding Fathers.
Sorry, but do not consider anything on this site as “satire.” It is, in fact, ClickBait-y fake news — pure and simple — and should be treated as such. And any other site that pulls news from (We’re looking at you, USATodaysNews) should also be considered suspect.