Televangelist and all-around huckster Pat Robinson has said many silly, stupid, hateful, and downright harmful things.
But Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season is a new one for us.
Fortunately, we don’t need to investigate much to determine if that article from politicalgarbagechute.com is real or not, because the site is definitely satire — and pretty darn funny.
From their Terms & Conditions page:
This website is satirical in scope and intent. It provides fake news and social criticism in a satirical setting. If this offends you, you might want to consider doing something else with your time rather than looking at the Internet. Really, the quality of your life will improve dramatically. Our intention is not to fool anyone, but if you do get fooled, don’t sweat it. Please have fun and lighten up [. . .].
So you can rest assured that, while presidential huckster Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate, though fiscally true, is just a joke.