The Atlanta Banana. It’s fake news, y’all.
From their About page:
Is any of this real?
The Atlanta Banana is a grassroots effort to write serious, hard news. Yeah, real hard. So hard it feels like your jeans are going to rip off. So hard if it walked sideways through the library there’d be a hell of a lot of books on the floor. Are you ready for that?
It’s real comedy. That should be enough. All facts are made up, though, as well as all names, most places, and any accolades we claim to have gotten from anyone. Don’t take anything here seriously.