Betoota is a small town in Diamantina Shire, in the Channel Country of Central West Queensland, Australia.

Betoota Advocate, however, still has some Lorem Ipsum text on it.

I’m assuming it’s not real.

Now whether it’s pure gossip or satire is a question for another day.

Harry raised his wand and shouted: IPSUM BETOOTUS ADVOCATUM!!

Perhaps we’ll wait until they have more copy and less Ipsum.

Since we don’t have bullshit category, we’re gonna mark this one “satire.”

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