newsthump.com
is SATIRE

I don’t think the style of News Thump lends itself to erroneously sharing articles as news. But just in case . . .

From their About page:

NewsThump is one of the UK’s fastest growing humour websites, taking a daily swipe at current affairs from the UK and around the world. [. . .] We [. . .] never let the truth ruin a funny story (it’s much easier just to make everything up). For clarification – If you read a story on here, then you aren’t supposed to believe it. It’s made up purely for entertainment purposes.

From their Twitter profile:

Satirical news from the UK and around the world. Never letting the truth ruin a good story.

From their Facebook Page:

NewsThump – Giving the news a jolly good hiding.

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