adobochronicles.com
is SATIRE

From their About Page:

THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news. Everything you read on this site is based on fact, except for the lies.

We abide by the highest standards of creative writing and intend to make this site as respectable as possible to the extent allowed by our fertile mind. [. . .] We reserve the right to edit or censor any comment that we deem inappropriate or funnier than our posts.

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When writing stories for this blog, we let the news sizzle and simmer in our mind in a mixture of fact and fiction, then we spice it up with figments of our imagination.

To drive home the point:

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