No, Patti Labelle did not punch Aretha Franklin; and no, Leonardo DiCaprio will not play the role of MLK Jr. in blackface.
Newsnerd is nice enough to contain the following disclaimer on every page:
The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical.
Literally every page.
It’s one of the better designed and better written fake-news sites out there, in our opinion. Definitely fun to read.