Zaytung.com is a Turkish site.
No one here speaks any Turkish.
We were going to simply leave it at that* but we were able to gleen that the site is satire from their Wikipedia page**, which uses both “ironik” and “The Onion News” — two dead giveaways! But to be safe, we checked Google Translate. Machine-translation at its “finest.
Zaytung mizahi ve ironik haberler veren, Türkiye merkezli bir internet sitesidir. “The Onion News” adlı mizansen haberler yapan bir ABD sitesinden etkilenilerek hazırlanmıştır. Zaytung adı, Almanca’da gazete anlamına gelen “Zeitung” kelimesinden gelir.
Zaytung humorous and ironic that news is a website based in Turkey. “The Onion News” has been prepared scene Influenced by news that a US website.   zaytung name, meaning in the German newspaper “Zeitung” comes from the word.
A quick search reveals at least one instance where a viable news source mistook a Zaytung article as a legit article. If you can read Turkish, enjoy: Zaytung Ermenileri ters köşeye yatırdı
* We don’t really do foreign language sites.
** Unless it’s real obvious or super easy! lol